on Phelps On Bong-Gate: "It Was A Bad Mistake" at 06:19 03/13/2009

Can you count the "you know"s that helps him to express himself? Spoken like a true bonghead!

on Slumming It at 20:15 01/20/2009

That's what Nick Cannon sees in the morning before she puts on her face!!

on Super Fatties Outnumber the Fatties in the US of A at 11:47 01/11/2009

Yes, & on your Early Show appearance you were shocked at "how big I used to be"...you still got a long way to go, honey! Just 'cause you finally decided to do something about it & lost a few pounds, it ain't all about you--now it's so easy for you to tell others that it's wrong to be overweight. Since you're still in the same boat, why don't you shut it before y'all sink!

on What A Difference A Year Makes at 07:29 01/03/2009

Sorry, but you looked your absolute best in December '08...maybe it was just your surroundings!

on What's Demi Got On Her Face? at 04:23 12/24/2008

You need a new battery in your calculator--she's only 46 years old. You're losing it!