on Oops, There's My Crotch! at 20:57 07/13/2009

The only kitty you'll ever see fatboy is your mom's and your sister's.

on Another Pregnant Man!!! at 20:54 07/13/2009

He still looks skinnier and better than you fuckhead, plus he doesn't have little girly arms. Go fuck yourself.

on MJ's Nanny Wanted To Be Mrs. MJ at 17:47 07/13/2009

Show us your fat yearbook pictures porky. Here's betting you didn't have any friends in high school and you went to the prom with your fat sister. Bet you got beat up a lot too and didn't shower after gym class cuz you didn't want them to see your baby dick boner.

on Eric McCormack Returns From TV Obscurity!!!! at 17:42 07/13/2009

You're probably disappointed he doesn't play a homo in this one fatboy.

on Nicolas Cage's Charm?! at 17:41 07/13/2009

After seeing your shirtless video fatboy, you can't comment on anyone else's weight. At least he gets laid and doesn't still live with his mommy douchebag.