on How Do We Say This Delicately???? at 20:44 08/13/2008

Your ten gallon stomach rolls and your horse chompers don't look so hot either. At least Alanis can lose the chin. You still have a blockhead and horse teeth.

on Parole Denied at 20:39 08/13/2008

Change your blog name to "Perez Chapman-Bloated, Big, Behind Bars!