on pAArtying WITHOUT Lohan! at 12:24 01/11/2009

I've got 3 words for her...Makeup!

on Fill In the Blank at 12:23 01/11/2009

hundred dollar bills yall.

on Who Wants To See Amy Winehouse Naked???? at 12:18 12/21/2008

I wish I had two extra hands...so I could give those titties 4 THUMBS DOWN!

on Linda Hogan Gets Rearended, And It Wasn't Her Boyfriend at 12:05 12/20/2008

She got banged by a Camaro? Did the driver have a mullet?...you can't write this stuff...Perfect!

on Cover Up, Lily! at 12:03 12/20/2008

Too bad her front is as flat as her back. That costume would look good with some bigger boobs...Just my Opin.