on R-Patz Reveals His Ideal Lady Love! at 07:27 11/11/2009

How CAN this bloke be considered hot? He looks like he's never seen daylight - or a square meal - and always looks so grumpy and sulky. Not a cutie at all.

on Hayden's Older Man! at 06:13 05/14/2009

He's such a tart. If it's got boobs and looks ok, he'll sh!g it. Get out Hayden. He's had Pamela Anderson for starters!

on Peaches Needs To Hire Some Help at 06:10 05/14/2009

What IS the point of Peaches? Any ideas anyone?

on Mia Tyler Looking Like...Well, A Plus-Size Model at 06:06 05/14/2009

Perez, how rude can you be? She looks amazing - way better than the lollipop headed loons like "Posh" (she's not, by the way) and the rest of the Hollywood airheads that you keep promoting. She looks great, and I LOVE her dress!

on Fashion Icon? at 08:58 03/10/2009

She's a lollipop-headed talentless bimbo - get her off the page! And as for her fashion credentials, bet Marc Jacobs is delighted she's nicked all his best ideas!