on Ferguson On Top! at 03:58 11/14/2009

The only mystery is why it took so long. Craig Ferguson is a sexy comedy god--the only host women want to take to bed for reals.

on Taylor Lautner Despises His (Fake) Hair at 01:59 11/12/2009

He's really ugly. And so is Rob Pattinson. I really don't get why people go gaga over these two. Plus Rob admits to being stinky? Yuck, yuck and double yuck.

on John Travolta Wants To Do A Butch & Sundance Remake With Tom Cruise at 09:47 11/11/2009

Ugh. I can't imagine a worse idea. The only one that comes close is giving Conan O'Brien his own talk show.

on Ouch! at 01:57 11/09/2009

GOPdude, Craig Ferguson's show is the best thing on TV. But you have to be smart to get him and you're a republican. Too bad.

on Kellan Lutz, Just How We Like Him! at 11:22 10/16/2009

Yuk, he's a butterface.