on We Love Nerds! at 11:56 07/18/2009

Um, kind of embarrassed for you, Perez, that you just called Akiva Schaffer Adam's "equally dorky friend." I feel bad for him, too. He deserves way better. At the very least you should have seen him in the SNL "I'm On a Boat" digital short. At the very least. Get a clue.

on Super Duper Cute at 21:46 06/08/2009

I think she hides behind a caricature of herself...only no one knows who that self really is. She's always in costume, but who is she, really? Her lyrics are so ho hum and cliche...there's no spirit or soul to her music. In a desperate attempt to make herself appear interesting she dresses like a clown...it's not doing her any favors!!!

on Back To The Minors! at 10:05 02/25/2009

OMG, I love, love, LOVE Evan Rachel Wood, and every time you post a great picture of her and say something stupid about her I love her even more and hate you and Dita Von Tranny even more! Keep it coming!

on Who Wore It Better??? at 09:48 02/25/2009

I voted for Lily Allen because I hate Katy Perry so much. And I want Perez to know that the main reason why hate her is because he kisses her ass so much on this site, and she lets him.

on Damn! at 11:49 01/16/2009

She looks good, but I'm disappointed to see that she's hanging on a poll and wearing mudflap pants.