on Holy Crap! Jessica Biel Can Sing?!? at 23:09 08/05/2009

She's a hell of a lot better than you trying to sing "I Kissed A Girl", so I don't think you should judge! You're friggin' tone deaf!

on Perez Goes Shirtless!!!! at 00:34 07/05/2009

Congratulations Perez! You should be very proud of yourself for not only working hard and losing lots of weight, but for having the guts to go shirtless to show us your progress. Isn't it amazing how different your face looks compared to the "olden days"? Way to go! You look great!

on Janice Rushed Away In An Ambulance From The Jungle! at 00:46 06/16/2009

Have you ever noticed that people are always "rushed" to the hospital? They're never driven or taken; they're always rushed!!

on Drunk On TV Again? at 04:31 06/12/2009

He was sober. He was just having fun. He was at work doing scenes, for God's sake. The beer was likely part of the scene the interviewing crew interrupted.

on Emma Watson Poses For Crash Magazine at 18:13 05/19/2009

Not good.