on Twilight Recast: Summit Entertainment Responds To Rachelle's Response! at 13:30 07/30/2009

SHE NEEDS TO FIRE HER AGENT. END OF STORY. FIRE. HIM/HER. NOW. That is a career-destroying move. Unless that indie is a Juno sequel, it will be a blip on the cinematic map. Baaaaaad management. Baaaaad.

on Gwyneth Likes Her Flan Authentic, So She's Moving To Spain! at 14:40 07/13/2009

I hit send too soon. By productive, I mean actuall GDP, actual output of goods/services. But in the larger scheme, who cares?

on Gwyneth Likes Her Flan Authentic, So She's Moving To Spain! at 14:37 07/13/2009

You guys, the sentence "she MIGHT love Spain more than she loves her husband, Chris Martin...but is factual" is not factual. The word might negates a "fact". Secondly, since when does loving another country and even feeling some of its influences, mean you can't also be American? We are a melting pot. We came from everywhere. Don't be so touchy. Flan started in Spain. I'm a Mexican Food Chef. We got it from them. But churros are straight up Mex as are some of my fave dishes ever. And it is true that a lot of European countries take a lot more holidays than we do-which was what her much criticized quote was about. Places like Italy, Spain and France are constantly on holiday for random Saints days and the like. That is a fact. Look at their calendar That is what she was saying. Some people like that. It does leave more family time--which is what she was saying. And this is where I'm going to get in trouble, but it makes countries with less holiday time more productive. The US is more productive. I happen to prefer the more productive, but that is my choice. But if she doesn't, whatever. Who cares?

on My Statement at 15:02 06/22/2009

Perez will needs PTSD counseling. He should seek it. Even a little altercation will play out in someone's head over and over.

on Joe Jonas Speaks About Taylor Swift-Inspired Song at 21:50 06/17/2009

WHoever is writing for Perez, please review his old photo comments. They were more concise. The wit was sharper. Just read the old ones and try to mimic his voice. Less is more-this goes for the photo comments and the entries. The photo comments are not witty, they are just observations. You can do it. Just try harder.