on Speidi's Wedding: The Fall Out at 17:16 11/24/2008

I'm shocked that she's straight! I'll bet he'll be the guy that, at 40, discovers his true gay self. I know nothing of this guy other than the pictures I see of him on PerezHilton and I have never seen a more gay person in my life (other than Richard Simmons)!

on Spencer's Wedding Vows at 14:54 11/24/2008

I really didn't expect this out of spencer. I would have more realistically expected to hear that clay aiken married spencer. spencer looks like a big plastic dildo!

on Speidi Elope: All The Wedding Details!!!!!! at 14:52 11/24/2008

I'd like to put "it" in her poop shoot!

on Spencer & Heidi Got Married!!!!!!!!!!! at 13:37 11/24/2008

how could she marry that homo! i really don't know much about him although every time i see a picture of him, he looks like a complete retarded douche!

on She's Still The Material Girl at 14:36 10/02/2008

Why do I want to fuck her so badly? I mean, she is over 50.