on Fried Fish Eaten Alive! at 23:55 11/17/2009

Why do Chinese people eat the most fucked up food?
I HATE THEIR CULTURE. NAAAASTY.

on Crazed Fans Threatens: Miley, Return To Twitter Or The Cat Gets Eaten! at 12:50 10/29/2009

They said it's part of their culture and legal in their country? Must be a chink.

on Lily Allen Confirms End Of Singing Career! at 01:29 09/24/2009

Screw you Lily. You are way fucking selfish because you are still making more money then most normal people could ever dream of, get the fuck over it and thanks for freeing the world from your shitty music.

on Holy Hell! A Pole-Dancing Doll??? at 00:16 09/02/2009

Epic win!

on Chuck Bass Goes Gay! at 22:41 08/25/2009

He's gay in the book so it's about freaking time.
I've read all the books but don't watch the show because ummm, they're COMPLETLY different from the books. It's so fucking lame.