on $1 DVD Rentals = The End Of Movies??? at 19:46 12/08/2009

I don't give a fuck if people who are payed crazy amounts to make shitty movies lose their job. Good.

on Listen To The 911 Call! at 19:22 11/30/2009

That dispatcher is a bitch.

on Fried Fish Eaten Alive! at 23:55 11/17/2009

Why do Chinese people eat the most fucked up food?
I HATE THEIR CULTURE. NAAAASTY.

on Crazed Fans Threatens: Miley, Return To Twitter Or The Cat Gets Eaten! at 12:50 10/29/2009

They said it's part of their culture and legal in their country? Must be a chink.

on Lily Allen Confirms End Of Singing Career! at 01:29 09/24/2009

Screw you Lily. You are way fucking selfish because you are still making more money then most normal people could ever dream of, get the fuck over it and thanks for freeing the world from your shitty music.