on Welcome To The Shack at 20:14 08/04/2009

Who knew Radio Shack was still in business?

on Oscar Winner Dustin Lance Black eXXXposed! at 23:10 06/12/2009

Thank you. I nearly spilled my cocktail after seeing the HOT Mr Black.

Thank goodness young people are still silly enough to take pornographic photos and videos.

on Pretty Voice, Ugly Tranny at 18:35 04/19/2009

Hideous? Hideous is Neely O'Hara crawling through the alleys in a drunken stupor in a tacky costume from a second rate play.

Adam Lambert, on the other hand, looks better than ALL the drag queens who turned up on RuPaul's Drag Race - with the exception of the flawless Nina Flowers of course.

on The Obamas' First Dance! at 07:32 01/24/2009

You can't fuck with the timeless classics.
Thanks, I'll take the original by Ms James.

The world loved this performance?
And people wonder why I drink.

on Akon Falls On Stage at 09:59 01/19/2009

Who is this Akon person and who cares if she fell?

Where's my cocktail?