on Michael's Pee Wee Habits! at 20:08 11/04/2009

Pee Wee habit is right. Two of a kind and both shoulda gone to jail.

on Prejean Gets Paid! at 20:05 11/04/2009

Joanna Krupa is next. Another ho. Two of a kind.

on Mark Ronson Bares All! at 19:49 11/04/2009

That's freakin' assault. He should go to jail or be sued.

on Baldwin Excited For The Oscars, Even If Everyone Else Isn't at 19:27 11/04/2009

Terrible terrible idea. The Oscars couldn't blow it more if they booked Pee Wee Herman. I won't be watching, that's for sure and I usually have a big Oscar party.

on Pee-Wee's Triumphant Return! It's Really Happening at 00:27 08/11/2009

Some people just need to go away. Like him.