on Ben & Jerry's Gets Yummy And Gay! at 15:24 09/01/2009 as a reply on the comment by scottyk

Awww. Poor baby. Being hetero puts you at such a disadvantage in this world. If you want your own ice cream, I'm sure we make one just for you. Why don't we put a stick into a Summer's Eve and freeze it? We can call it a Douche-sicle.

on Regarding Miss California & the National Organization for Marriage at 15:39 04/30/2009

It's called opposite marriage. Get it right, hairdo! :P

on Jon Gosselin of Jon & Kate Plus 8 Caught With Mystery Woman! at 10:51 04/29/2009

New show: John Minus Nine