on Kate Katie Holmes for Miu Miu at 16:03 01/14/2009

Bleh. I think I threw up in my mouth a little. She's awful.

on Ringo Starr's A Pompous Ass at 20:19 10/13/2008

What's a Beatle? (snark)

on The Chosen Ones Are Back in New Orleans at 22:13 10/06/2008

I love them both. They are like a real life Prince Charming and Cinderella. Gorgeous and more gorgeous. Rock on Jolie-Pitts!

on Is He Finally Coming Out???? at 23:38 08/31/2008

The night he won the best actor oscar in 1999, he hooked up with someone I know (male). I understand they had a grand ol' time using the oscar statue as an anal probe. I hope he does come out. Everyone in HWood knows he's gay but he personally has some fearful issues with his sexuality.

on Mimi Is A Bust at 22:49 08/28/2008

It's ovah for her. Time for her to pose fully nude while snorting coke to get her back on the front pages.