on Fill In the Blank at 00:53 12/30/2008

He just saw Katy Perry's nip slip pics and just watched Dita's lesbian sex tape where she uses a double ended marital aid with some dyke... but Perez would never post about that!

on Bristol Pops! at 00:52 12/30/2008

Tripp? Wtf is up with the names in that family?! I guess their family will have retarded names for generations now!

on Obama Breaks The Law!!!! at 14:01 12/24/2008

So now you hate Obama because he "failed" you fags? I'm thinking my new years resolution is no perez in 2009! You fat ass biased hypocrite!

on New Katy Perry! at 22:21 12/23/2008

Um wtf? Perez, aren't you gay!? Why are you calling him a homo? I always get the vibe that you AREN'T gay and just play one to attract readers. Cuz lets face it, the site would be so boring if it were written by afat straight guy! And... How the hell are Katy and Matt friends?!

on Britney Ordered To Pay Up! at 12:25 12/23/2008

Perez, is this suppose to be negative? She's worth over $100 million AND she's selling concert tickets and a new album, so she's making even more. $1.5 million is pocket change for her! You're an idiot!