Well, as a gay american, I am happy that there is Don't Ask Don't Tell. I don't want to take any part in anything the military does because I don't really want to die, so I'm glad that I have a reason not to participate in that. If anybody asks me why I'm not in the military, I just say, I can't because I'm gay. And if there is a draft, I can just be like, I'm gay. I realize that this may sound un-american, but I love my life too much to give it up for America.. sorry.
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