on Suri Parties In Style at 14:48 04/17/2009

Ok, as a mother of 2....WHY THE FUCK IS THAT 3 YEAR OLD STILL USING A SIPPY CUP?!?!?!? Am I a cruel mom to get my kids off the bottle before their 1st bday and off sippy cups by the time they were almost 2? Shit; now I am gonna have to send them to therapy.

on Britney's on PETA's Shit List at 06:47 12/09/2008

Proud member of PETA= People Eating Tasty Animals

on Katie's Play Is Selling A-OK at 14:47 09/12/2008

Holy tight rolls batman!!! I haven't seen that shit since '91! Anyway your s'posed to start at the back so that it's not all bunchy in the front!

on Perez Takes Manhattan!!! at 09:08 09/12/2008

That ROCKS! Have a super-duper time P! I'll be watching for ya!

on Congress Loosening Up on Marijuana? at 10:51 07/31/2008

Hey, I'm a pot smoker, I am also a mom of 2 awesome kids, I am also a full time nurse. I come home cook and clean up after my family and when my kids go to bed I like to sit outside and smoke myself a doober. Does that make me a "druggie" or a lazy ass pothead? No. I don't know if it should be legal, but if one has to pass a drug test to get a job and get that paycheck then it should be mandatory for all the scumbags on welfare to get that check from us hard working taxpayers. I could careless if it was legal, I am still gonna smoke mine at the end of a hard day. Hey it could be worse, I could be getting shitfaced drunk and not taking care of my kids and not be able to get up for work the next day.