on Paula May Dance With The Stars! at 19:37 08/09/2009

That would be ridiculous. She was a dancer, Lakers girl, and professional choreographer. Gimme a break.

on Almost 50 And Fabulous! at 00:27 07/17/2009

You lazy idiots are full of excuses. You don't have to have a personal trainer and chef to look good. You need to learn to make healthy food for yourself and lift and run hard. The information on exercise is out there. You must apply it and be self-disciplined.

That said, Moore has almost definitely had surgery.

on We Miss The Pink Wig! at 16:12 06/07/2009

Since her 'comeback,' Brit looked good for a brief shining moment in the silver dress at the VMAs. Hasn't looked good since.

on We Miss The Pink Wig! at 16:10 06/07/2009

She doesn't look good. Are you people looking at the same thing I am? Her face looks like playdo. If she was clay, it would be like someone took her face from five years ago, took there hand and pressed in. Subtly distorting and disfiguring it.

on Heidi Diagnosed With Gastric Ulcer Due To "Torture"!! at 16:03 06/07/2009

I am subjected to torture any time I am channel-surfing and get stuck seeing their mugs for a few seconds. Or any time they are showed in a magazine. Plus, last time I went to Wolfgang's and saw their portraits I nearly vomited. I think I've got good grounds for a lawsuit.