on Dear President Obama at 01:26 05/07/2009

What we have here is a President that wants to be ALL THINGS TO ALL PEOPLE. When you govern like that, how can you take a stand on ANYTHING?
He wants to be everybody's friend, therefore he is a friend to no one.

on Howard Stern Comes Out In Support Of Gay Marriage! at 23:35 04/29/2009

Howard is the best. He's been saying this for years.
He has common sense! Only people that don't listen are Howard haters.

on A Well-Supported Halle Comes Out To Support at 16:53 04/29/2009

Amazing body. The botox is fucking up her eye, though.
She would still look great with wrinkles...

on Listen To This: Our Other New Obsession! at 11:45 03/05/2009

GAY GAY GAY

on Oops! at 11:55 02/18/2009

You said the exact same thing about Viva La Vida when it leaked.
You love Madonna. Enough said.