on Rihanna Makes A Grand Departure at 05:38 10/06/2009

There's a big brown poop smear on the crack of her ass. Gross!

on American Idol Loser Runner-Up Getting Married, Sends Out A Press Release About It! at 19:18 09/24/2009

You alter a pair of pants. You get married at an altar.

on Neil Patrick Harris Ready For Parenthood? at 19:06 09/14/2009

I can't believe that cute little Doogie Howser turned out to be gay. How disappointing.

on Jon Claims Kate Stole His Wedding Ring! at 15:05 09/08/2009

My wife stole my wedding band too but she stole it because she's gotten so fat since we got married that she can't fit her own ring on her sausage finger anymore.

on Don't Piss Off The Help, Simon! You'll Owe Them Thousands Hundreds! at 19:29 09/02/2009

A charitable donation? I would strongly suggest that they do not try to claim that as a charitable donation on their taxes because the IRS would NOT accept that deduction!!!