on R-Patz: Wanna See My Pubes??? at 00:07 07/13/2009

looks like a girl from here! YUCK!

on If You Are Easily Offended..... at 19:15 04/29/2009

SUPER UGLY WRINKLES !!!

on R.I.P. at 16:05 04/25/2009

OMG !! SHE WAS SUCH A GREAT ACTRESS !!!

on David Letterman Ties The Knot at 17:46 03/23/2009

CAN HE STILL GET IT UP ?

on Breeding Some Love On The Cover Of Unzipped at 17:45 03/23/2009 as a reply on the comment by epic

Just in case you are not smart enough to make the correlation between the "Internet" and "Internet Short Hand," it is done intentionally and is not indicative of anybody's intellect on the subject matter. You [epic], on the other hand, have incorrect punctuation! Furthermore, why the hell are you rolling your eyes you cock-eyed bastard? Is that why you're wearing shades?