on New Mika! at 15:47 08/17/2009

Wait, this has been out for a while, it's originally from his Songs for Sorrow EP... Perez = not up with news. Ever.

on Britain's Got Talent Meltdown! 10 Year Old Singer Breaks Down On Live TV at 23:57 05/29/2009

Shit man, do you have no heart?! She's a fucking little kid. It wasn't a wrong note, it was a complete nervous breakdown. Geesh Perez. You fail.

on Matchy Matchy at 22:59 05/05/2009

ohmygod they both look like freaking monchichis.... x_x

on Holy Hell! at 12:25 04/28/2009

...it's called a corset, Perez. Ever heard of them? They make your waste look itty bitty, it's what they're designed to do. Maybe you should look into one.

on Susan Boyle!!!!!!!! at 14:32 04/12/2009

Holy shit. I just cried.