on Fantasia's A Homewrecker! at 17:57 11/19/2009

All she needs now is the guy's name on her neck. Nothing says, "Hire me; I'm illiterate," like a big old neck tattoo.

on KiKi Drunkst And Jake Gyllenhaal Aren't BFF at 17:53 11/19/2009

Wow. What a pompous, entitled, ignorant pile of Beverly Hills crack poop.

on 2012 Dominates The Box Office at 15:56 11/14/2009

It was fun, if you know ahead of time to check your brain at the door. Forget everything you know about basic physics, etc. It's pretty over the top, but the special effects are worth it.

on Woody Allen & Mia Farrow's Prodigy Son Appointed NGO Liason at 10:55 10/23/2009

With enjoyment of your site in mind, Perez...

Let's see...Ronan is explaining Middle Eastern procurements to seasoned advocacy officials. You are explaining Lily Allen's latest wardrobe malfunction.

In a battle of stones versus glass house, I think you lose this round.

on John Edwards Rents Mansion For Mistress And Baby! at 18:07 10/22/2009

I live in Chapel Hill. Elizabeth lives and owns a store here and seems pretty independent. John shows up to sports events sometimes, but I never see Elizabeth with him. It wouldn't surprise me if she's maintaining the Chapel Hill home, and he's living separately in Wilmington. It's only about three hours from here.

At least someone is thinking of the child; that's the only bright side to this grim story.