on Brit Hooking Up With Paris' Ex??! at 12:24 12/19/2008

She hasn't even had herself together long enough to be on the manhunt. When I heard about her and Benji hooking up I knew that was bullshit because they make a weird ass couple anyways. Hell, he and Paris make a shiteous couple to begin with! And don't even get me started Michael "That Face" Phelps!

BTW, doesn't Michael have Asian fever anyways? The last time I checked, he was dating some Asian chick name Caz Pal.

on Fill In the Blank at 11:59 12/19/2008

a big, hawking, purple marble dildo with a hot pink harness, a vibrating cockring, passion fruit flavored lube, butt plugs, whips and chains, a pink stripper pole from the Hustler store, a one year subscription to Chicks with Dicks, a swinging harness to go over the bed, the Liberator love ramp, a Asia Carrera blowup doll, and nipple clips.

on Audrina Gets Some New Lips, Still Has Ceiling Eyes at 11:53 12/19/2008

She actually looks better with the lip injections.

on Fill In the Blank at 18:13 12/18/2008

... she JIZZED .... IN ... HER ... PANTS!!!

on More Details On The Pivert's "Mercury Poisoning" at 18:10 12/18/2008

Well hey, if your acting career goes down the tubes ... at least you have a shot at becoming a thermometer.