on Not Even Heather Locklear Can Save This Place at 15:20 11/18/2009

Psssst, this isn't 1994. Heather Locklear is not a star anymore. A new Melrose Place was a dumb idea to begin with. Of COURSE it's going to fail.

on Just A Typical Night Out With The Wifey at 09:50 11/15/2009

I think personal attacks are the lowest common denominator, so I'll just say that Perez looks good and leave it at that.

on Look Who Showed Up In NYC This Morning! at 10:29 11/07/2009

Why would Kate Hudson be there? Jay-Z? Why is he there? Last time I checked he wasn't on the team. The float should be for the Yankees only! They won the World Series, so this is their time to shine. The hangers-on need to bugger off!

on Mika Does Poker Face! at 12:59 09/28/2009

Who really cares about either of these people? I only care enough to post that Gagzilla did a great job of tucking in the peen. If she even a little talent she would use that instead of her over-the-top outfits to get attention.

on Hugh Jackman's Tattoo Is.... at 12:06 09/26/2009

Love it! It will look wonderful when it is finished. Anyone with any knowledge at all about tattoos would instantly recognize this as a Sailor Jerry tattoo from the 1940s.