on Doperty Arrested (Again) at 17:53 06/07/2009

Go figure. That's just Pete's version of the "Mile High Club."

on Conan O'Brien's Ratings Drop - Considerably! at 15:29 06/03/2009

"Keep Cool My Babies!" His ratings will rise.

on Ashlee Simpson Attacks Pete Wentz's Ex! at 15:12 06/03/2009

It's no secret that Perez adores Michelle. Methinks his "multiple impeccable sources" are therefore, Michelle and her friends. Two sides to every story, folks. Yawn.
If it is the true story: Ashlee stop living in the past. You're not Michelle's sloppy seconds now. Michelle, no one cares that Ashlee was a bitch to you besides your friends. You both have moved on!
This catty shit between C-listers is typical and uninteresting.

on Cher!!!!!!!! at 00:13 09/01/2008

Go back to dark hair, Cher. You're too pretty and too creative to go around with that brassy blonde look.
Perez, looking good.