on R-Patz's Hot Cannes Hookup! at 00:16 05/23/2009

"The lucky whore"

haha...I love it.

Maybe he was drunk?

on Speidi Planning To Split??? at 00:21 04/02/2009

I hope that when they can't find places to stick their pictures, they end up on cereal boxes. Then I can make a nice dart board with their pretty, airbrushed, botox faces.

on Celebrities Caught Chowing Down at 00:12 03/06/2009

Of course Janice Dickinson would have something round and hard in her mouth.

on The White Stripes Will Help Close Conan's NYC Edition at 21:40 02/11/2009

So cool. Can't wait to see what songs they play.

on Grammy's Disregard Former Nominee's Death at 14:50 02/09/2009

That's sad. I'm sure they'd show a Backstreet Boy, or whomever else from a group.