on Perhaps The Worst Song EVER! at 01:17 05/29/2009

I don't know what you guys are talking about, my ass says hey! all the time. I think I might need the magical lyrics of this song.

on Rapist To Emcee Hot Teacher Night at 16:30 05/23/2009

Yeah, we do it up right in seattle... churnin' out rapists, rockers, and serial killers since 1906...not to mention Bing Crosby

on RiRi Reaches New Heights at 16:22 05/23/2009

This is getting ridiculous. STOP IT RIRI!!! Your hairstyles will be the ones that are mercilessly made fun of for the next 4 decades!!!

on How Do We Say This Delicately???? at 02:09 05/22/2009

Love the longer half... she's one of only a few black ladies that blond hair actually looks good on. But the best best part is her lip gloss - I NEED the shade!!!!

as for the shorter half... maybe she had a bit too much fun at a party and whacked a chunk o' hair off?

on New Beyowulf! at 18:06 05/21/2009

God I HATE that song! it's by far the worst on the entire album. Why'd she go with that as her next single when there are so many good tracks? The video reminds me too much of 'Single Ladies' part deux. The recycling continues I guess.

And as for Sexy Pigeon's comments, umm her dad's black, her mom's french/Cherokee... Bitch got the genes to do whatever she wants!