on More R-Patz To Quench Your Thirst at 00:48 11/13/2009

I'd pay to hit that.

on More R-Patz To Quench Your Thirst at 02:56 11/12/2009

Holy shit. I wanna hit that.

on Speidi's Extremely Uncomfortable Interview at 21:03 06/15/2009

These two are a fucking waste of space and oxygen.
"What's your next move?"
"I don't know I could walk over there"
MY GOD.

on The Couple That Tans Together... at 00:49 06/09/2009

She's naturally dark, a-hole

on Wannabe Singer Taylor Momsen Making Enemies In The Music Biz! at 22:30 06/06/2009

Ah, just wait 2 years...she'll be a coke whore by then.