on Martha Wouldn't Watch Sexy Sarah If You Paid Her! at 16:56 11/21/2009

Go back to jail or something.

on They're Here! They're Here! at 16:55 11/21/2009

Okay, I was mildly aroused until I saw his last name tattooed on his arm. Who the fuck does that?

on In Case You Missed It... at 16:11 11/17/2009

What a sad and pathetic excuse for a news show. 1) It's Joy Behar. 2) She invites you and Speidi to discuss? Really? 3) Those loud obnoxious laughs in the back are probably there to give Joy the delusion that she's actually funny.

on Time For A Roasting By Your Former Bosses, Carrie Prejean! at 21:58 11/16/2009

Sounds like some people need to get a fucking life and move on. How is this mature or professional? Aren't they already writing a book trashing her? God I freaking hate you and Shana-Trailerpark-Moakler and that plastic manboy Keith Lewis

on Katie Couric Responds To Sarah Palin! at 21:44 11/16/2009

Also, Alec Baldwin is an evil, mean asshole. Listen to this guy when he's not on TV. He had a "debate" with Hannity on the radio and just shouted "HACK!" over and over like a troll. And he verbally abuses his daughter. He's nothing more than a bully and I'm sure he was a rude asshole to Sarah. SNL always takes ideas from whoevers on there and makes them funny, but Alec had to be a diva about it.