on Headline Of The Week Weak at 11:00 02/25/2009

Joaquin Phoenix looks worse every day

on Asslee Ditched the Baby For a Night at 18:34 12/09/2008

She looks like Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight.

on Is It Just Us... at 19:32 12/03/2008

She's 15?!? She looks 35. And I mean "Hollywood 35" -- aka 49.

on Michael Phelps' Mom Must Be So Proud at 11:08 11/29/2008

hope their baby's born with a paper bag over its head

on How Do We Say This Delicately??? at 16:51 11/14/2008

Lily I love you, but you're looking an awful lot like Liza Minnelli these days...