on New Dolly! at 22:03 08/20/2009

I will always love HER!

on Reason #8,547,833 We Hate Kristen Stewart! at 00:22 07/30/2009

You are so predictable when you are jealous Perez. You do this with every guy you get the hots for. Meow kitty.

on Oscar Winner Dustin Lance Black eXXXposed! at 21:44 06/12/2009

Wow... Hot. I feel bad for him, but I gotta say... NICE!

on Vanessa Hudgens Thinks She Has A Career at 20:53 04/14/2009

you are so fucking mean Perez. You're jealous of any chick who dates a guy you want to fuck. It's sooooo obvious. I love you, but grow up.

on Robert Pattinson Is A Dirrrrrty Boy at 20:28 03/24/2009

I'll take him stinky. Yum. I like a dirrrrty boy.