on Going Shirtless at 09:39 07/04/2008

Perez your new hair is hot and you look like Morrissey, who is super hot. Keep up the good work!! You have a ferosh muffin top going on there. And I do think it's excess skin. hehehehehehheheh

on New "Music" From Heidi Montag! at 15:55 07/01/2008

Hmmm....sounds suspiciously similar to Timbaland's "The Way I Are"
o_O rofl

on How Do We Say This Delicately??? at 17:10 06/13/2008

His fucking head is the size of a damn tomato on his huge body, this is sooOOoo photoshopped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on How Do We Say This Delicately??? at 17:09 06/13/2008

Oh my god Perez, this is so obviously photoshopped. NOT COOL

on Daddy's In Town! at 11:22 06/11/2008

Is he really your biological father?