on Italian-Americans Protest MTV's New Jersey Shore! at 13:53 11/25/2009

Oh God. I've lived in jersey my whole life, and my parents had a summer house in Ortley Beach (closer to Lavalette than Seaside, for Jersey shore people who know). I avoided that whole trashy beach club scene, so I never saw anyone like these morons. They come from Staten Island and north Jersey, rent trashed houses in Seaside or Belmar for the week, and clog up Route 9 north on Sunday nights in the summer. If you want to see the REAL shore, go on the off season. Just don't watch this atrocity!

on Who Lives In An Operating Room Under The Sea? at 10:41 11/23/2009

That's his stomach, silly. SponegBob rocks!

on TayTay Signs Panties For Twihard Mom?! at 07:50 11/20/2009

That is f'n GROSS. I'm 39, I loved the books, but I'm not a TwiMom. These women give all us middle aged hags a bad name. We're not all creaming in our panties over 20 year old boys!

on Hi, Grandma Hayden! at 11:12 11/16/2009

It's her hair color. Ashy colors do nothing for most people. She looks washed out. The style isn't bad, but the color makes it look bad!

on How Much Do You Love Your Vulva? Wear It! at 18:12 10/27/2009

Ummmmmmmmm...no. I'm not ashamed of my lady bits at all, but I'm a private person. I don't want the whole world looking at my vag, whether like this, in a photo, whatever...