on Jaclyn Smith Alive and Well! at 20:38 09/22/2009

Perez, you stupid douche!

Jaclyn Smith is tweeting that she's fine. She's not even in Honduras. The person injured was her double from Charlie's Angels.

Jaclyn Smith is safe and sound at her home with her family.

You just lost all credibility, you stupid attention seeking fat fuck!

on Jaclyn Smith Alive and Well! at 19:53 09/22/2009

Bullshit! I don't believe it.

on Feminem Has A Tiny Peen! His Ex Confirms It! at 15:48 09/01/2009

Bullshit! She's just bitter and angry that she got dumped. I don't believe it.

Plus, it's not the size that matters, but how you use it.

on Fill In The Blank at 10:41 08/24/2009

Use a condom, you bloated, greasy cheese ball.

on Perez Hilton Presents... at 16:43 08/10/2009

I'd never heard of her before and after listening to her songs, I'm not missing anything. SUCKED!