on Hilarity! at 16:56 04/08/2009

you're a fuckin sellout Perez

on Renee Gets Fat Again - For A Day at 19:51 02/06/2009

Renee is ugly as hell dudes. Perez, you said it best my man, "LemonFace"

on Etta James Wants Beyonce's Ass Whopped! at 00:11 02/06/2009

Dude, I guarantee Etta has a glock in her bedroom. No fuckin doubt about it. And if not, her bodyguard does. But then again, why mess with Hov's b'otch? That dude has plenty of homies that have killed people.

on Headline Of The Week Weak at 12:58 01/24/2009

Sexual harassment makes me a sad panda.

on Jackie Chan To Star In Karate Kid Remake at 20:02 01/14/2009

Dude, this is going to be worse than making the Karate Kid a girl with Hillary Skank.