on Surprise! Surprise! The Pope Is Not A Twi-Hard! at 18:50 11/20/2009

Fuck the poop!

on Palin Upset Over Cover Photo at 20:46 11/18/2009

Santa Sez: ho...Ho...HO! HEY BITCH, I'M TALKIN' TO YOU!

on Hell Yeah We Want To See Ryan Reynolds In Drag!!! at 16:33 10/17/2009

I like Ryan just like a light sandwich, with nothing on, to go!

on Duggars Welcome Baby Number One! at 17:30 10/10/2009

Like throwing a hot dog into the Grand Canyon! I hope her uterus falls out, sick fucks!

on Rupert Goes Shirtless! at 15:23 10/02/2009

My god, could he be any whiter?