on Letterman's "Restricted" Office Includes All The Essentials at 22:09 10/04/2009 as a reply on the comment by Dave Letterman!!!COLON!!! Staff fucker

Dude, get a life already. Dave has one. Jealous?

on Letterman's "Restricted" Office Includes All The Essentials at 18:00 10/04/2009

If anyone was looking to Dave for morality lessons, he/she has bigger problems to deal with. I tune in to Dave so he can make me laugh - not tell me how to live a perfect life. LEAVE HIS PERSONAL LIFE ALONE!!! These women are all willing participants of the legal age.

GO DAVE!

on Swine Fu May Not Be All That Bad at 12:50 05/05/2009

Mario, you continue to do your best to promote non-celebrities as you call them non-celebrities. Pathetic.

on This Looks Soooo Good! at 00:22 03/17/2009

OK, I will admit that I was *completely* against the casting of Drew Barrymore in this movie. But now? I'm floored! I think she's going to be wonderful! I can't wait to see it. My apologies, Ms. Barrymore, for doubting you.

on Surviving That Airplane Crash Has Made Him Rich And Famous! at 13:24 03/12/2009

Hell yeah, I'm going to buy his book! He landed an airplane ON THE RIVER and then went on to be truly humble, articulate, deep and intelligent! I'm in awe of the man.