on That Was Quick! Soon-To-Be Divorced Emmy Rossum Has A New Man - Yes, That Counting Crows Dude! at 22:14 09/29/2009

Who the hell is Emmy Rossum, and why is my husband dating her?! *Epic Sadness*

on The Fly To Fly Again? With Original Director! at 12:26 09/24/2009

Wow, did Americans really lose creativity and originality? Sadness.

on Simpleton Losing Her Shiz Over Dog! at 13:18 09/22/2009

I'm sure you'd go crazy too if a coyote took Teddy away. I think you need to be a little more sympathetic with Jess for this one.

on Kanye West Finally Apologizes at 06:03 09/14/2009

Kanye is a fucking moron, needless to say! You embarrassed Beyonce and Taylor. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

on Who Else Thought Katie Holmes Sucked??? at 21:08 07/24/2009

If that's considered dance, my paraplegic dog can do better than that.