on Your First Look! at 19:30 11/07/2009

Hmm... that outfit makes her look like a giant white Slim Jim.

on Maniston's Pooch Could Be Fatally Ill! at 19:57 10/23/2009

Reading that brought some tears. Losing a pet is so devastating. I've been down this road several times, and it's absolutely heartbreaking. No matter how long you prepare for the death of a pet, it's always difficult to get through. Poor Norman and Jen. But that's life unfortunately.

on More Drama For Kanye! at 04:58 10/21/2009

Hm, so is the little gray rat thing supposed to be Kanye's ego? 'Cause if it is, it should have been a whale, or a giant rat. The death of Kanye's big fat ego... will it ever happen?

on That Was Quick! Soon-To-Be Divorced Emmy Rossum Has A New Man - Yes, That Counting Crows Dude! at 22:14 09/29/2009

Who the hell is Emmy Rossum, and why is my husband dating her?! *Epic Sadness*

on The Fly To Fly Again? With Original Director! at 12:26 09/24/2009

Wow, did Americans really lose creativity and originality? Sadness.