on T.J. Hooker Hits The Big Screen!!!!! at 15:46 07/06/2009

HOLLYWOOD GETS MORE AND MORE LAME AS TIME MOVES ON
YEAH, I'M SURE THIS WILL BE A HUUUUUUGE HIT LIKE ALL THOSE OTHER REMAKES HAVE BEEN.
IDIOTS.

on Jesus Looking Pretty And Doing Nothing Else, Just How We Like Him! at 16:22 06/18/2009

GROSS. MADONNA IS A DESPERATE OLD HAG. YEAH SHE'S ULTRA-RICH BUT SHE'S NO LONGER RELEVANT.

on Ronaldo Lands On U.S. Soil! at 15:15 06/10/2009

IN HIS EARLY TWENTIES AND HE ALREADY LOOKS LIKE A LEATHER COUCH.
STOP THE TANNING.
GROSS.

on WHAT?!? Lezlo And saMAN To Wed?!?!? at 18:49 06/08/2009

LINDSAY IS THE MOST SELF DESTRUCTIVE STAR I HAVE EVER SEEN
THAT LESBIAN NEEDS TO RUN THE OTHER WAY
POOR LINDSAY IS CRAZY AND IS OVER...

on Daytime Gets Gayer! at 18:48 06/08/2009

HE'S PRETTY HANDSOME. GOOD FOR HIM.