on Homophobe Recast at 16:47 05/22/2009

Fuck off, Mario! So sick and tired of your gay rantings. Is that all that defines you? Your gayness? Many straight people are accepting of gays, but that doesn't mean we want to see what goes on in your bedrooms! It's not normal and it never will be, so get your head out of your ass! Or maybe you like it there. In case you didn't notice, I support Chris Engen, 100%.

on Demi Reminds Us Why We Don't Like Her at 19:06 04/02/2009

Looks like she has 6 toes.

on Jimmy Kimmel To Take Over 11:30 P.M. Spot? at 21:48 01/30/2009

He looks like he has Down syndrome, and not just in this photo, either.

on Ellen & Portia Go Vegan at 13:17 01/20/2009 as a reply on the comment by WakeUpPeople

Another person who is ignorant about human anatomy. Those "incisors at each corner of your mouth that God gave you" are called canines. You know, those pointy teeth we have that you think God gave us to tear flesh apart with?

on Ellen & Portia Go Vegan at 13:07 01/20/2009 as a reply on the comment by SwisKris

Evolved with incisors? You mean canines. Canines are our "fangs," if you can call them that. Pretty fucking puny compared to a REAL carnivore's canines.