on Kelly Osbourne Shows Off Her Slim New Figure at 17:35 10/27/2009

Talentles and meaningles nobody with famous parents and a pair of really fugly legs.

on Fill In The Blank at 15:59 10/04/2009

He thinks: "Ooooh God I've been constipated for 10 days, must as my gf for enema again, ooooh".

on Headline Of The Week Weak at 18:18 07/08/2009

Sweet

on Quote of the Day at 11:48 07/08/2009

She gives that silly Bruno's face. All tense, slutty, and totaly unnatural.

on Michael Jackson Dies After Cardiac Arrest at 04:07 06/26/2009

Poor Wacko. I am wondering what life has for his kids. What a story. I can see how they write a tell all books in a couple of years. It would be entitled "Dangling from a balcony" for Blanket.