on God Bless America at 22:57 01/18/2009

I really think she should sing Single Ladies, it has much more commercial appeal, and I'm sure the Obamas would appreciate some booty dancing

on Smoking Crack With Oprah, Ex-Boyfriend Speaks Out! at 00:35 01/16/2009

I don't believe it. She's too fat! People that do cocaine are skinny.

on Bath Time With Robert Pattinson at 22:50 01/15/2009

I am less interested in who is sponge bathing him and more interested in what is happening in the bottom right hand corner

on J.C. Calls Lance A Liar! at 22:48 01/15/2009

Well, the big "Come-out-of-the-closet" routine didn't shock anyone, so I think he had to come up with something better....

I'm still waiting for JC's gay announcement