on Wino and Blaaake Together Again? at 17:07 10/26/2009

I guess Pete Doherty was too clean for her.

on Dad Confirms, Wino's Boobies Are Fake! at 17:48 10/21/2009

Damn, wasting all that good money she could have bought crack with.

on Adrianne Curry Needs Therapy NOW! at 16:38 10/07/2009

I'm all for making the hardest drug of all (the one involved in more murders, suicides, driving fatalities, and horrible withdrawals) illegal--only I think Seagrams, Jack Daniels, Gray Goose, and Hennesey disagree with me on that one.

on Amy Winehouse Replacing Drugs With Booze at 21:36 05/13/2009

Thank God booze isn't a drug or addictive or bad for your body or anything. Keep it healthy, Ames. Your liver will say, "Thank you!"

on Jamie Lynn & The Babydaddy: The Wedding Is Off! at 21:13 03/25/2009

Baby Jesus is weeping tears of blood.