on Tori Spelling Hospitalized! at 15:48 09/29/2009

I hope Donna's not on those pain pills again... OOPS, I mean Tori...

on Shock! Oprah Apologizes at 15:15 05/14/2009

WTF, did Oprah join AA or something and feel like she has to apologize to everyone she's ruined? How about apologizing to all the people she gave new cars to who couldn't keep them because they then had to pay $$$$$ they didn't have on taxes and insurance? or how about apologizing to America for supporing Obama who has thrown this county down the toilet and caused 3/4 of the nation to be pennyless and unemployed???

on She Sure Gets Around! at 11:48 04/04/2009

First glance, she's pregnant [what perez meant by "she gets around"?]. I'm glad The Joker saw that too. she's fat or she's pregnant, one or the other. she's an idiot either way!

on Obama Apologizes for Special Olympics Comment! at 15:55 03/20/2009

OBAMA IS A F'ING TRAIN WRECK. the 52% of American morons who thought he was the Messiah are finally starting to see - he'll bring this country down, down, down. He already has. IMPEACH THE BASTARD!

on Does He Really Need To Release A Memoir???? at 09:01 01/09/2009

Hey, will he attribute any of his success on American Idol to Howard Stern? He would have gotten NOWHERE but for Howard's ragging on him and telling his fans [Howard's fans, that is] to vote for him to show what a useless show Idol is!