on Quote Of The Day at 21:54 07/29/2009

Plus, the trainer and assistant did him a favor. Maybe it's a bad angle but homie looks porky and should lay off the bread.

on Quote Of The Day at 21:51 07/29/2009

Reminds me of the scene in Spinal Tap when Nigel freaks out that the bread in the backstage buffet is the incorrect size.

Douche. Douche. Douche.

on Dame Elizabeth Taylor Sets The Record Straight at 10:25 07/06/2009

The fur scarf makes it impossible to feel pity for this addled hag. I wish she'd use it to hang herself.

on "Mom! President Obama Is Freaking Me Out!" at 22:13 07/05/2009

Looks a lot more like David Paterson (the blind NY governor) than Obama

on Lindsay Lohan - July 2, 1986 at 17:00 07/03/2009 as a reply on the comment by ADP123

This will be the message in every birthday greeting I send out for the rest of my life.