on Fireworks!!!!! at 13:42 01/14/2009

Hey Perez, something I've noticed about when you are on tv: You seem to talk too loud, like you think everybody needs to hear you. You have a mic on, you just speak in a normal tone. Plus, your head is too large. Have it reduced.

on Bridget, The Lesser Of The Girlfriends at 11:33 12/23/2008

I'd like to stretch her stank-hole with my mushroom-head

on MTV To Rock D.C. at 11:04 11/26/2008

Yes, Perez, please come to DC so that I can punch your big, fat, gay head.