on Poor Duffster! at 03:43 02/21/2009

Don't mess with the Duffster. She is a bonafide superstar and you know this. If you could change places with her for one day, and that would be a good pick, you could get boofed and suck some of the best choices of meat Hollywood or the world has to offer. I mean her song made Laguna Beach, and you know the how the rest went. She is hot as satan, and was just picked as Maxims or Stuffs hottest chick, so give her some respect. She is only doing this because she wants, not needs to act, and why not with a friend to get back into it, or not. She has way more money and pull than you must realize. I would take her over Jolie of Johanssen or Alba or Audrey Hepburn prime, any day. I've banged hundreds of women, and I know all about attraction, and she it at the top. Satan hot. Lava. With talent.

on Split! Nick Jonas & Selena Gomez Call It Quits at 05:23 02/14/2009

Well, obvious observation, but teenage mexican chick want to bang and get married and have several kids before that huge 20-yr-old milestone, so maybe dating shy virgins isn't her thing.

on The Other Duff Goes To The Career Graveyard at 05:17 02/14/2009

Hey now, that's Summer Wheatly! But yeah, she is working, and that is good, and my chick will probably love the movie. She's way more into Lifetime movies and these kind of cable movies than blockbusters. And we will watch it together and cuddle with our new baby, so yeah, back off Wheatly, she has serious acting chops, no kidding.

on Gwyneth Paltrow's Gonna Have a Chris-less Valentine's at 05:13 02/14/2009

Leave thems alone man, but hey, it does sound like you say, It does sound like she's a little indifferent to his being "somewhere" and I know this woman does not like to be neglected. But with music, how can a woman put a limit on how much? If it is banking for instance, yeah, a billion is enough, but with music and art and such, how do you limit your partner to anything.

on Helloooo GayFace! at 14:42 09/07/2008

What the hell is with Gossip Girl? What channel is it on, what is the plot? If this show survives they will have you to thank, because besides you and a few billboards in LA, this show doesn't exist. Maybe your site will get so big one day that studio execs will say, "hey, we just need to get a yummy yummy screw on the show and we can get free advertising with Perez."