on Even More Sadness at 14:57 05/26/2009

Christ, Perez, I wish you'd just shut the hell up about this. I'm all for gay marriage, but you're making us who are for it want to vote against it just because people don't like being pushed. Sorry. Having said that, I don't know why gays shouldn't have the same right to be miserable as the rest of us. My question is, why the hell would anyone want to get married?

on Pink Comes Out! at 21:49 05/02/2009

You know, Perez, you might want to see somebody for this problem you have about always wanting to be up in everyone's sex life. You care waaaaay too much about who people sleep with.

on Sarah And Bristol Palin Speak Out at 17:14 01/02/2009

Good thing no one corrupted little Bristol's mind (What ghastly names these people have) with a bunch of nonsense about birth control.

on The Jonai Help Ring In 2009 at 13:49 01/01/2009

What is wrong with little girls today? Darlings, let me explain something to you. The Jonas brothers are u-g-l-y....All 3....Homely.....I mean, do you even know good looking when you see it anymore? I just don't get the attraction. The youngest one is the worst. Huge nose, beady little eyes, work with me, people......UGLY !!!

on How Do We Say This Delicately??? at 17:39 12/26/2008

He looks like a young Henry Tudor....in otherwords, he looks like what he will be.....a King.